Apple Second Lieutenant

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  • I enjoy looking back at some of the great quotes or sayings throughout history and making them greater. By making them politically correct and okay for modern use, I'm obviously improving the quote... here are some examples.


    Original: A man among men

    New: A thing among things


    Original: That's one small step for man, one giant leap for mankind

    New: That's one small step for things, one giant leap for thing-kind


    Original: Always remember that you are absolutely unique. Just like everyone else.

    New: Always remember that you are absolutely unique.


    Original: Spread love everywhere you go. Let no one ever come to you without leaving happier.

    New: Spread love everywhere you go. So long as everywhere gives you consent to do so.


    Original: You will face many defeats in life, but never let yourself be defeated.

    New: You will never face defeat in life, you will always be a winner champ.


    Original: The way to get started is to quit talking and begin doing.

    New: The way to get started is to believe really hard that it will happen, it doesn't take work or effort, that is what other people are for.

    • Wow, what a great poet. A thing of such wisdom. You really are an inspiration.

    • You forgot one of the greatest quotes ever dumbass...


      Original: Ah man, guys, I'm so sorry, ugh I'm a deadweight on this team, sorry y'all, I love you guys, I just hope you don't hate me.

      New: I self identify as a player who just won with a DT rush.