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  • A-well-a ev'rybody's heard about the bird

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  • Friday night and I need a fight

    My motorcycle and a switchblade knife

    Handful of grease in my hair feels right

    But what I need to get me tight are those
    Girls, girls, girls

    Long legs and burgundy lips

    Girls, girls, girls

    Dancin' down on the Sunset Strip

    Girls, girls, girls

    Red lips, fingertips
    Trick or treat, sweet to eat

    On Halloween and New Year's Eve

    Yankee girls you just can't be beat

    But you're the best when you're off your feet
    Girls, girls, girls

    At the dollhouse in Ft. Lauderdale

    Girls, Girls, Girls

    Rocking in Atlanta at Tattletails

    Girls, girls, girls

    Raising hell at the Seventh Veil
    Have you read the news

    In the Soho Tribune

    Ya know she did me

    Well then she broke my heart

    I'm such a good good boy

    I just need a new toy

    I tell ya what, girl

    Dance for me, I'll keep you over-employed

    Just tell me a story

    You know the one I mean
    Crazy Horse, Paris, France

    Forget the names, remember romance

    I got the photos, a manage et trois

    Musta broke those Frenchies laws with those
    Girls, girls, girls

    Body Shop and Marble Arch

    Girls, girls, girls

    Tropicana's where I lost my heart
    Girls, girls, girls

    (Hey Tommy, check that out man)

    (What, Vince, where?)

    (Right there, man) (hey)

    Hey baby, you wanna go somewhere? (girls, girls, girls)

    Girls, girls, girls

    Girls, girls, girls

    Girls, girls, girls

    Girls, girls, girls

  • Yeah


    Bitch, I'm a cow

    Bitch, I'm a cow

    I'm not a cat

    I don't say meow

    Bitch, I'm a cow

    Bitch, I'm a cow

    Bitch, I'm a cow

    Bitch, I'm a cow


    I go "mooo" (I'm a cow, I'm a cow, I'm a cow)

    Mooo (I'm a cow, I'm a cow, I'm a cow, I'm a cow)

    Mooo (I'm a cow, I'm a cow, I'm a cow, I'm a cow)

    Mooo (I'm a cow, I'm a cow, I'm a cow, I'm a cow)

    Yeah


    I say, bitch, I'm too smooth

    I'm not in the mood

    Tryna make moves

    Tryna make moves

    Bitch, I'm too smooth

    I'm not in the mood

    Tryna make moves

    Tryna make moves


    Got milk bitch? Got beef? (got beef?)

    Got steak ho? Got cheese? (got it)

    Grade A ho, not lean (not lean)

    Got me A1, sauce please

    These heifers got nothin' on me

    Steaks high, need a side of collard greens

    Cash rules everything around me (everything around me)

    Ice C.R.E.A.M, ice C.R.E.A.M (ice cream)

    You a calf bitch, you my daughter (you ma daughter)

    I ain't bothered (I ain't bothered)

    Get slaughtered (get slaughtered)

    Got the methane, I'm a farter (woo)

    With my farmer (woo)

    McDonald (woo)

    And they feed me real good, it's a honor (it's a honor)

    Philly cheesesteak all in that order (get that order)

    Chili cheese fries as a starter (as a starter)

    Got the steroids keeping me stronger (strong)


    Bitch, I'm a cow

    Bitch, I'm a cow

    I'm not a cat

    I don't say meow

    Bitch, I'm a cow

    Bitch, I'm a cow

    Bitch, I'm a cow

    Bitch, I'm a cow


    I go "mooo"

    Mooo

    Mooo

    Mooo

    Yeah

    I say, bitch, I'm too smooth

    I'm not in the mood

    Tryna make moves

    Tryna make moves

    Bitch, I'm too smooth

    I'm not in the mood

    Tryna make moves

    Tryna make moves


    Bitch, I'm a cow

    Bitch, I'm a cow

    Bitch, I'm a cow

    Bitch, I'm a cow

    Bitch, I'm a cow

    Bitch, I'm a cow

    Bitch, I'm a cow

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    Bitch, I'm a cow

    Bitch, I'm a cow

    Bitch, I'm a cow

    Bitch, I'm a cow

    Bitch, I'm a cow

    Bitch, I'm a cow (yeah)

    Bitch, I'm a cow


    Old McDonald had a farm

    I give him a titty tryna keep him calm

    I'm just tryna turn up in the country

    I ain't in the city 'cause they ain't got lawns

    Suck a nigga dick, or somethin' E-I-O

    Shittin' on these bitches only thing I know

    Tippin' on his dick, I see the chickens in the pens

    They wanna catch us ridin' dirty with them fiends, I know


    I ain't a moose, bitch

    Get out my hay, get out my hay

    Bitch, get out my hay

    I ain't a moose, bitch

    Get out my hay, get out my hay

    Bitch, get out my hay

    I ain't a moose, bitch

    Get out my hay, get out my hay

    Get out my hay

    I ain't a moose, bitch

    Get out my hay, get out my hay

    Bitch, get out my hay


    My milkshake brings all the boys to the farm

    And they're like

    It's better than yours

    Damn right

    It's better than yours

    I can treat you

    But I have to charge

    My milkshake brings all the boys to the farm

    And they're like

    It's better than yours

    Damn right

    It's better than yours

    I can treat you

    But I have to charge


    It's better than yours

    It's better than yours

    But I have to charge

    It's better than yours

    It's better than yours

    But I have to charge


    I want a cheese burger

    Fucking vegans

  • Can I adapt and play this as a song and record it?