Should Apple be promoted to something cool like "Leader of Cool" or "Really High-Ranking Dude?" 7
Yes, naturally. he deserves it. (4) 57%
No, he defiantly deserves an even cooler promotion. (3) 43%
This poll was bound to happen sooner or later.
Whoever thinks I shouldn't be promoted is a deplorable degenerate! #ThisIsHowToWinAnElection